A Winter Questionnaire

[Mick F]

1. When out on a ride, why you you think the wind is always against you?
a. Paranoia
b. Sod’s Law
c. Murphy’s Law
d. Dennis Law
e. Other (Please state)


2. Your ears are cold. What do you do?
a. Pull your wooley hat further down
b. Breathe into your gloves and warm them up
c. Not notice because you’re tough and macho
d. Get the bus home
e. Other (Please state)


3. What do you do with all the snot up your nose?
a. Fling it over your shoulders with gay abandon
b. Wipe it all on your gloves
c. Get out your lacy white monogrammed hankie, and have a good blow
d. Swallow it
e. Other (Please state)


4. How do you keep your bits and pieces warm?
a. Stuff a plastic bag down your tights
b. Wear special pants
c. Stop, and do some warm-up exercises behind the hedge
d. Ask a friend to help
e. Other (Please state)


5. You are out on a ride, and it starts to rain. Do you?
a. Put on your cape
b. Put on your cape and light your Primus
c. Say ‘Sod it!’ and just get wet
d. Hide
e. Other (Please state)

Please send your answers in a plain brown envelope to http://forum.ctc.org.uk/viewtopic.php?p=29067#29067 and leave me out of it!


Mick F. Cornwall

[Si]

Based on my experience should 3a be prefixed with "barge your way to the front of the group and..."

[Charlie]

2. Your ears are cold. What do you do?

Grow some Mungo-Jerrys.



Till the 'Summertime' comes round again.